AISubs v3.7
10 times?
What did you do?
Nothing.
So, this time...
Shibayu-kun suggested this idea.
We'll tell you the idea...
while we're drowning in water!
Yay!
Shut up!
We are...
drowning in water.
YouTube is annoying!
(Laughing)
You...
Hey!
You said it yourself...
but I said it myself.
Let's get started!
I'm the one who gathered these members.
I'm fully responsible for this.
YouTubers are...
like this when they're drowning in water.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't think it's like that at all.
Only Tokai Omoya...
has said all of this.
All of you are...
(Laughing)
Tokai Omoya...
is always doing a joke meeting.
Once or twice a month.
Of course, we're funny...
so we're funny all the time.
But that funny...
(Bleeping)
If you're drunk...
and you're a normal person...
when you're drunk...
you're not funny at all.
You're not funny at all.
I think you'll be funny.
You can hate me.
I think you'll be funny.
So, we three...
are very calm.
I love people...
who love us.
No!
There's a meaningless...
hollow voice next to me...
but I'm not drunk.
You should buy it!
(Laughing)
You!
I'm suspicious of human nature again.
(Laughing)
He likes alcohol...
and drank it.
I like this guy.
Hit on Imemaru.
Potato.
(Laughing)
I'll do it!
Hit on Imemaru!
I'm 88% now!
I'm the most confused in this video because
Ketsue thinks I'm better than these two
And the video goes on
It's the most impossible!
He's garbage
Stop it!
Who are you?
You're my friend
I'm drunk!
Recently, I got angry at someone I didn't know
You're the most amazing human
Who am I?
Who is the most amazing human?
He's second in IQ test!
You're garbage because you're amazing!
(Laughing)
This time, it's three of us!
Ouch!
(Laughing)
Look!
(Laughing)
Look!
Hit me! You always hit me!
Why?
Why do you hit me?
You hit me because you're my friend!
I hit you because you're my friend!
It hurts so much that I pulled it out
Shut up!
Why are you angry at me?
It hurts
You hit me properly!
I'm human!
When you upload this video, change your name to "Kalpas Ito"
"Kalpas Ito"?
Yes
I'll change it
I've decided!
I'll change my name to "Kalpas Ito"
I'll change my name to "Kalpas Ito" from tomorrow
Let's start the discussion!
Ms. Mushimega is using it for the first time
Even if we don't remember what we said, it's written in the memo
So let's say what we think is interesting without worrying
Um...
Why is Shibayuki not here?
Why is he not here?
Shut up!
(Laughing)
Because it's only tomorrow, right?
What? Why?
It's 17:11 now!
What?
At least stay in front of the camera!
I don't care how much you hate me!
You already hate me.
If you hate me, please...
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
If you say you hate me, people will notice you, right?
But I can't say it right now.
I want you to say it.
Say what?
What do you want me to say?
I'm looking forward to it.
I may have said it wrong and twisted it.
I'll only say what I really want to say.
You're annoying me now.
Why?
You know what?
The viewers are really shocked.
You said it, so I said it.
You know what?
No, you didn't say it.
Don't cry.
Everyone, when I stood in this place, I realized that I had forgotten my character.
I'm sorry.
Toshimitsu-san's opinion and mine and Yubimaru- san's conversation...
I think we can show our best potential.
I'll do my best from now on.
From now on!
I'm counting on you.
What?
He's no good.
It's a hidden camera prank!
- That's right! - That's right!
But I think it's weird for you to wake up like that.
Yeah, let's do it like this.
- Wake up and sit down. - What?
- Tetsuya. - Yes?
- Here. - Huh?
- Sit down. - Why are you sitting down?
- Why do you look like a gross girl? - It's funny, but...
- I won't talk slowly. - Yeah, talk slowly.
- What's funny about it? - It's funny, right?
- It's 17 o'clock now... - Yeah, you shouldn't try to move forward.
- Hey! - I asked you to say it!
- I love you! - I love you!
- I asked you to say it... - Who said English?!
- It's me... - You!
- It's me! - Let's make him think from "he".
Let's do "magical banana" from "he".
- Okay. - It starts with "he"...
Yay!
Wow, that's a really funny way of starting it.
- I'm sorry. - It's wrong.
Magical banana...
If you say "he", it's yellow.
If you say "yellow"...
Hey!
I'm getting a chance!
I don't like "magical banana"!
- Stop it! Stop it, Tojimitsu! - Stop it...
What's wrong with you?
- Wait a minute... - What's wrong with you?
No! This project is over!
- One of us died! - No! Tojimitsu, wake up!
Can I say something that's on my mind?
Shibayu explosion is the only thing I have.
- It's like a responsibility problem, right? - Yeah.
Let's use Shibayu and do something about it.
- This is bad. - Let's do it one step at a time.
Okay!
- I can't put my hands in my mouth to make sense of this shoot! - Seriously, it hurts!
- Can I hit you in the thigh?! - It hurts...
Make sure it doesn't hurt you!
Yo!
It doesn't hurt at all!
What will happen if you become a terrorist?
I'm going to do what Toshinetsu did when he died of drunkenness.
Do it!
What's up? What's up? What's up?
Wake up! Wake up!
What's up? What's up?
This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!
Hirosu Komiru! Hirosu Komiru!
Seriously! Hirosu Komiru!
Say a word! Say a word so you can think of a joke!
Egu, help me out a little!
Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
I don't want you to say anything.
I want you to release me.
Yes!
I won't let you beat me up!
I'm tired of this! Say a word! Say a word!
Say a word!
Anything is fine! Say a word!
Army, army...
Army joke!
It's not an army joke!
Let's make something like an army joke! An arisuka!
Let's make an arisuka!
Yes!
I saw that...
Ouch! Why do you bite me?!
Listen to me for a second!
When we went to Hokkaido...
Do you know North Safari Park?
Oh, that one!
It's a dangerous zoo!
I'm doing YouTube right now!
Oh, that's right!
I saw that and watched an alligator video!
Alligator makeup?
Alligator makeup!
Oh, no!
Oh, I got it!
****!
You...
You don't say the name of a high school club club student!
He's saying "arikutsupe"!
Well, um...
Separate arisuka competition...
Separate...
And...
What is that?
We're going to make a separate arisuka!
We're going to make an arisuka and separate it!
We're going to separate the colors, right?
Yes!
And...
We're going to separate a few tools, too!
Alligator makeup?
Yes! Alligator makeup and I'm going to win!
Eat and separate!
How sour is it?
That's possible!
It's possible, right?
I lost!
No, but...
I think...
I think we should use "shibaya" somehow!
Oh, I got it!
Then, let's use "shibaya" and explode it in the end!
No matter what it is, we're going to explode it!
That's fine!
Oh, this is a great development right now!
Wait!
I'm going to wake up!
Oh, no!
I'm going to wake up!
Oh, no!
I'm going to fall!
Please, wake me up!
Please, wake me up once on the floor!
Let's do this first!
I want to do this first!
This is crazy!
Soba! Soba!
We have to think about it first!
Because we can't decide just by looking at it!
I want to do this first!
I can't do it!
If we say we can't do it here, we'll end up getting drunk!
Then let's sit down and think about it first!
I love you, I love you, I love you!
Aren't we going to go home together?
Together!
It might not be Arizuka!
Can we think about it first?
Then...
We have to think about it first!
No! Not yet!
It's not working!
Something bad is happening?
What?
You have to go!
Then I'll bring my phone and go to film!
Okay, I'll go.
Oh! Just now!
Oh! I saw it just now!
The moment the video ended, you looked over here and changed your face color!
Please do something and come back!
How was it?
He went to the locker room with a naked boy, and came back with a naked boy again.
I'll go over there.
I think we're in a situation where we don't know what's going on right now.
(Sigh)
Why are you doing this?
Seriously!
Wait a minute!
Okay, so...
We have officially announced our separation!
(Clap)
For real.
But he...
Put all his effort into his sub-channel.
He did his best.
Let's do this seriously.
Right?
If you're gonna do that, you should take it off.
I don't want to do it again!
There's no point in him being here!
I'm done for!
Let's go!
To his place.
He's sleeping in his bed.
Let's go to his place and talk to him.
It may change something.
Let's send our emails and persuade him.
The three of us will go to his place!
(Screaming)
I was being chased in front of me.
That's gross!
That's disgusting!
There's no Toshimitsu!
This meeting won't work!
He's really strong!
We have to wake him up!
Wake him up?
He...
Toshi-chan!
Loves Tetsuya and Ibemaru so much!
We have to do something!
Wait a minute!
Wait here!
Do you have something in your hands?
Yes!
Wow!
Yes!
What?
I'm the African lady!
Can you wake me up?
I can't!
Can you please?
I can't!
He tried to wear his own underwear.
And he smelled youth!
I want to wear underwear for girls!
- What time is it now? - 6 o'clock and 16 minutes!
- I'm scared of 7 o'clock! - What time is it now?
- 3 o'clock! Really, it's about 3 o'clock!
- I'm wearing underwear, you know!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
- Well, I thought you didn't have to worry about it because it's common, but when I went to see it, you made it up!
- Megane-kun! - Yes!
- How was today's recording? - If you two say it's over, it's over, but...
- There was Calpos! - Don't talk anymore, you idiot!
- You idiot! Put your fist in your shoulder!
- When I made this oily Calpos... - 9 minutes!
- That was close! I was about to die! That was close!
- Hey! Don't put something like corned beef on your knee! Please!
- I'm in a hurry because I'm going to eat it in the bathroom! - Then eat it!
- Eat it!
- If it was a planning meeting, it wasn't like this!
- It was a plan to water it down, get a lot of ideas out of it, and redo it!
- The first and second ideas are ideas you can't get out of it!
- And about the third...
- You're sweating!
- You can do it! You can do it!
- Are you ready to be bet on at least once in your life?
- You idiot! You idiot!
- Come at me! Come at me!
- I can hear you!
- You're only saying "you idiot"!
Don't you think so?
If you think I worked hard for this, then it's fine!
Okay, I got it.
I worked hard for all of the tools...
Like this...
This is for sewing.
This is for...
Sewing a hoodie.
My boyfriend and girlfriend were pretty excited about it.
Let's do "academic development center"!
"Academic development center"!
- If you think it's fine like this, then it's fine! - No, no, no!
- If you think it's fine like this...
Since it's "academic development country"...
"Academic development center"!
- You think it's fine like this? - I think it's fine like this.
Wait!
I'm really going to throw up.
Let's say "academic development country"!
- I'm going to say it! - Yeah!
It's over...
Thank you for your hard work in the middle of the day!
- Yes! - Is there anything else?
- The meeting has ended. - Yes!
We were taking notes for the meeting, so...
- Ah! - It's a drinking meeting, right?
- It's a drinking meeting! - Ah!
- It's a drinking meeting... - Ah, ah, ah!
- It's about cold water. - It's about cold water!
- It's about cold water for now. - Ah!
- It's like "important things are important things". - Yes!
- Please take a look at it. - Ah, ah, ah!
- Meta Knighties! - Yahh!
- Shut up! - Shut up!
- This time, it's three of us! - Ouch!
Ouch!
- My right arm! - What is this?!
- My right arm! - You do it properly!
- Scary! - If this video comes out...
I'm going to go to Calpas.
- You're going to go to Calpas? - It's written there.
- Starting tomorrow, for a week... - Hey!
- Starting tomorrow, for a week... - What?!
- It's written there! - It's scary!
- From my hand, it's "masculine manner". From my arm, it's "logical manner".
- Eh?! I don't know! I don't know! - I don't know! I seriously don't know!
- Eh?! What is that?! - Yay!
- If you say it with your eyes, it's "yellow"!
- Hey!
- That was a little too much. - I don't remember it...
- Say anything! Say anything!
- "Yum" and "Yum" and...
- "Yum" and...
- That's crazy!
- What? - "Yum" and "Yum" and...
- "Yum" and... - "Yum" and...
- But if I do my lines as main lines... - I guess I'll just say my lines as back lines.
- What? - What?
- "Yum" and...
- Oh, that's what you said!
- It's in! It's in! - Wait, I'll listen to the sound.
I don't remember.
What?
Do you remember what you said?
I only said "doha-so".
"Doha-so"?
I couldn't remember what you said.
Even if I work hard on this video,
I can't remember what you said.
It's a good project.
Oh, that's what you're talking about.
Oh, my God.
What?
Oh, my God.
I don't remember what you said.
Oh, my God.
Do you remember you peed in the bathroom?
What?
I remember that.
I have a momentary memory of my right thigh being wet.
I know why Tetsuya is in good shape now.
I didn't know why I was in bad shape.
And you didn't make a great pose on the first floor.
Your anus is developing.
It's developing.
I had something I had to go to Tokyo one day.
Tetsuya and his friends helped me out.
But when I saw it, I felt like I was in jail.
There are a lot of interesting things in this project.
But that's not the case.
I'm going to pick up the main points now.
Wait a minute.
Are you going to do it?
I'm going to do it anyway.
You're going to do it, aren't you?
That's right.
Let's prepare for next week.
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- You can't do it? - I can't do it.
- You can do it. - I don't know what it means to eat sour food.
So, what's left is that Shibuya will explode and Toshimichi will become Calpis Ito.
- That's crazy. - I see.
- That's crazy. - Anyway, we've done it so far, so please close the gap.
- What? - We've finally done it.
- We've done our best in between. - Seriously.
I want to stop it now.
So, I'm glad I didn't participate in the hand- pulling and not telling jokes, and I'm glad you're patting me on the back.